'OctoMILF' Makes Her Slightly Terrifying Debut

Perhaps it's not what you were expecting when you first woke up this morning, but here we are: The solo pornoriffic debut of Nadya Suleman, aka Octomom — and rather chillingly referred to as OctoMILF by the clever copy writers at the softcore production company — is upon us! Forgetting for a moment that Suleman once… » 6/14/12 9:00am 6/14/12 9:00am

Rihanna’s Family Gives Her and Chris Brown Their Blessing

We've heard and been subsequently bored by Rihanna and Chris Brown's allegedly coincidental run-ins at various clubs in recent weeks, but it might raise an eyebrow of interest to learn that her family seem to have happily signed off on their renewed relationship. Heading on over to 40/40 to catch the Miami Heat game… » 6/13/12 9:00am 6/13/12 9:00am

Jerks Debate Whether Madonna's Nipple Is Too Old to Air

Whether she was doing it in solidarity with Turkish women in light of a proposed abortion ban or just letting it out for a little air, Madonna's nipple exposé is certainly attracting attention. So it's surprising it's taken this long for people to start asking whether it's age-appropriate, I mean, come on, she's a… » 6/12/12 9:00am 6/12/12 9:00am

Paris Jackson Tries her Best to Ignore Asshole School Bullies

Being one of the most well-known teenagers in the world doesn't always make you one of the most popular, as Paris Jackson can attest – the 14-year-old telling Oprah Winfrey that some assholes at her posh private school try to bully her. Switching to the school from homeschooling in order to have a more regular life,… » 6/11/12 9:00am 6/11/12 9:00am

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Are Prepping for Unholy Matrimony

The oracle of truth known as Life & Style magazine is reporting that Kanye West told Kim Kardashian to hurry up and divorce Kris Humphries so that she's free to walk down the aisle for the third time. With Humphries dragging it out to get as much as possible from their pantomimed marriage, West told Kardashian to sign… » 6/08/12 9:00am 6/08/12 9:00am

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady are Expecting Another Superbaby That Will…

Gisele is pregnant with another baby that will probably grow up so beautiful that it too will earn more in a day than you do in a year. Oh, it's with her husband, Tom Brady, but would be infinitely more interesting if it wasn't. "Yes, she is pregnant," squealed a source. "They are really happy!" Just once, to shake… » 6/07/12 9:00am 6/07/12 9:00am

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Are Engaged, Y’all!

It's official! You're old. Hannah Montana — aka Miley Cyrus — is set to wed her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth. Hopefully sidestepping the tweenage fangirl vitriol that would have come her way if they'd waited much longer and Hemsworth's Hunger Games fame had really taken hold, the pair made things legit on May 31 when he… » 6/06/12 9:00am 6/06/12 9:00am

Nicki Minaj, Hero, Tells Idiot Radio Host to Eat a Bag of Dicks

Last night we told you how Hot 97's Peter Rosenberg criticized Nicki Minaj's single "Starships," his harsh words causing her label head Lil Wayne to pull her from the station's Summer Jam in New Jersey. Well, she appeared on fellow Hot 97 DJ Funkmaster Flex's radio show after all hell broke loose on the Twitters to… » 6/05/12 9:00am 6/05/12 9:00am

Watch the Kardashians Gleefully Butcher Notorious B.I.G's ‘Hypnotize’

Even those who couldn't give two fucks about the music of Notorious B.I.G will find reason to be offended by the Kardashian klan's krazy music clip remake of "Hypnotize." Shooting what looks to be the ultimate home video version of Awkward Family Photos while on holiday in the Dominican Republic, watch as Kim, … » 6/04/12 9:00am 6/04/12 9:00am

Justin Bieber's Attempt to Walk Through a Glass Wall Ends in Concussion

Concussions are very serious. But the shenanigans that lead to concussions? Often hilarious. Case in point: Justin Bieber's run in with a large, immovable glass wall last night at the singer's Paris concert, which resulted in a slapstick collision (funny!) followed by cartoons of birds and stars circling his head… » 6/01/12 9:00am 6/01/12 9:00am

Zhang Ziyi Accused of Having Sex With Government Officials for Cash

A Hong Kong newspaper is claiming that actress Zhang Ziyi has earned more than $100 million to open her jasmine flower to high-ranking, deep-pocketed government officials over the past 10 years. Zhang denies the allegations, and a statement from her publicist reads: "We read this outrageous report in the Apple Daily.… » 5/31/12 9:00am 5/31/12 9:00am

Lindsay Lohan’s Continued Drug Use Makes Her a Bad Actress, Says Daddy…

He's been out of the limelight for some time but Michael Lohan has found a way to get his name back in the funnies – accusing his daughter of being hopped up on pills. Getting panned after her recent appearance on SNL, Daddy Dearest says the actress was riding high on some undisclosed prescription drugs. "'I have to… » 5/30/12 9:00am 5/30/12 9:00am

Rihanna and Brooklyn Decker Want to Frankenstein Their Bodies to Create…

Have you ever wondered what celebrities talk about when sequestered away making a movie on location? Well, when it came to Brooklyn Decker and Rihanna on the set of Battleship it was tits and ass, apparently. Gushing, we hope drunkenly, about how amazing each other's bodies were, the pair decided that while they were… » 5/29/12 9:00am 5/29/12 9:00am

The Imaginary War Between Jennifer Lawrence and Kristen Stewart Just…

Remember when Jennifer Lawrence transcended from respected up-and-coming actress into Hunger Games-fueled blockbuster magic and Kristen Stewart wanted to rip her hair out for stealing her tween-heavy Twilight shine? Well, the tabloid eds who frothed at the mouth over the fabricated feud were just handed a new… » 5/28/12 9:00am 5/28/12 9:00am

Kristen Stewart Unfairly Chastised for Jerking Off Two Guys at Once

Mastering the art of a decent hand job requires enviable skill and much practice, but rather than applaud the dexterity Kristen Stewart is said to display while simultaneously jerking off two guys in On The Road Dan Gainor of the Culture and Media Institute is up in arms over her busy hands. "In the film On The Road,… » 5/25/12 9:00am 5/25/12 9:00am

Sharon Stone Accused of Racism, Religious Persecution and First-Degree…

This sounds like pure fiction but, as we're not a court of law, let's run with it — Sharon Stone is being sued by her former nanny amid allegations of racism, religious persecution and first-degree bitchery. Which, if you image the actress to live life as Ginger, her character in Casino, like I do then it starts to… » 5/24/12 9:00am 5/24/12 9:00am

Lea Michele and Her Family Love Bonding Over Regrettable Tattoos

While most families show their love with hugs, presents and/or passive-aggressive barbs following a boozy lunch, Lea Michele and her kin say it with body art. "I come from a very big Italian family, and tattoos are very popular. We'll be like, 'Let's all get tattoos,'" she told David Letterman. "Then we get super… » 5/23/12 9:00am 5/23/12 9:00am

Lindsay Lohan Is Desperately Searching for the Perfect Dick

The Lifetime biopic Liz & Dick — in which Lindsay Lohan will play Elizabeth Taylor — hasn't started filming yet, but there's already plenty of high drama… behind the scenes. The producer is being called an idiot for casting your girl LL; and now, Lindz is unhappy with her choices for Dick. Three actors are in the… » 5/22/12 9:00am 5/22/12 9:00am

Bobbi Kristina Makes First Public Appearance Since Whitney Houston's…

In her first official appearance since her mom Whitney Houston's death, Bobbi Kristina kept it cool and classy as she spoke about her mother at the Billboard Music Awards. "I just really want to say thank you to everyone who supported us through it all," she said. "Thanks for showing that much love, because she… » 5/21/12 9:00am 5/21/12 9:00am

Even Straight Guys Want to Fuck Joe Manganiello, Says Channing Tatum

While straight women and 'mos have already cleared out the spank bank to make room for the visual sexcellence sure to come out of Channing Tatum's upcoming stripperiffic film, Magic Mike, he says straight guys shouldn't overlook it. "People say that women and the gay community will go see it — knock on wood," he said.… » 5/18/12 9:00am 5/18/12 9:00am