'OctoMILF' Makes Her Slightly Terrifying Debut

Perhaps it's not what you were expecting when you first woke up this morning, but here we are: The solo pornoriffic debut of Nadya Suleman, aka Octomom — and rather chillingly referred to as OctoMILF by the clever copy writers at the softcore production company — is upon us! Forgetting for a moment that Suleman once…

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Rihanna’s Family Gives Her and Chris Brown Their Blessing

We've heard and been subsequently bored by Rihanna and Chris Brown's allegedly coincidental run-ins at various clubs in recent weeks, but it might raise an eyebrow of interest to learn that her family seem to have happily signed off on their renewed relationship. Heading on over to 40/40 to catch the Miami Heat game…

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Jerks Debate Whether Madonna's Nipple Is Too Old to Air

Whether she was doing it in solidarity with Turkish women in light of a proposed abortion ban or just letting it out for a little air, Madonna's nipple exposé is certainly attracting attention. So it's surprising it's taken this long for people to start asking whether it's age-appropriate, I mean, come on, she's a…

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Paris Jackson Tries her Best to Ignore Asshole School Bullies

Being one of the most well-known teenagers in the world doesn't always make you one of the most popular, as Paris Jackson can attest – the 14-year-old telling Oprah Winfrey that some assholes at her posh private school try to bully her. Switching to the school from homeschooling in order to have a more regular life,…

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Are Prepping for Unholy Matrimony

The oracle of truth known as Life & Style magazine is reporting that Kanye West told Kim Kardashian to hurry up and divorce Kris Humphries so that she's free to walk down the aisle for the third time. With Humphries dragging it out to get as much as possible from their pantomimed marriage, West told Kardashian to sign…

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Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady are Expecting Another Superbaby That…

Gisele is pregnant with another baby that will probably grow up so beautiful that it too will earn more in a day than you do in a year. Oh, it's with her husband, Tom Brady, but would be infinitely more interesting if it wasn't. "Yes, she is pregnant," squealed a source. "They are really happy!" Just once, to shake things…

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Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Are Engaged, Y’all!

It's official! You're old. Hannah Montana — aka Miley Cyrus — is set to wed her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth. Hopefully sidestepping the tweenage fangirl vitriol that would have come her way if they'd waited much longer and Hemsworth's Hunger Games fame had really taken hold, the pair made things legit on May 31 when he…

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Nicki Minaj, Hero, Tells Idiot Radio Host to Eat a Bag of Dicks

Last night we told you how Hot 97's Peter Rosenberg criticized Nicki Minaj's single "Starships," his harsh words causing her label head Lil Wayne to pull her from the station's Summer Jam in New Jersey. Well, she appeared on fellow Hot 97 DJ Funkmaster Flex's radio show after all hell broke loose on the Twitters to…

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Watch the Kardashians Gleefully Butcher Notorious B.I.G's ‘Hypnotize’

Even those who couldn't give two fucks about the music of Notorious B.I.G will find reason to be offended by the Kardashian klan's krazy music clip remake of "Hypnotize." Shooting what looks to be the ultimate home video version of Awkward Family Photos while on holiday in the Dominican Republic, watch as Kim,…

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Justin Bieber's Attempt to Walk Through a Glass Wall Ends in Concussion

Concussions are very serious. But the shenanigans that lead to concussions? Often hilarious. Case in point: Justin Bieber's run in with a large, immovable glass wall last night at the singer's Paris concert, which resulted in a slapstick collision (funny!) followed by cartoons of birds and stars circling his head (also …

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